Every toddler's biggest celebrity crush just came out with a new song. It's "I'm Elmo and I Know It," the very G-rated version of LMFAO's hit, complete with a video featuring Big Bird and Snuffie, Dorothy (the fish) -- and the First Lady.
Little kids were already drawn to the original. Three-year-old Malik entertained the Interweb when he performed it in full. "Toddlers and Tiaras" star Isabella Barrett was also caught on tape singing it at a nightclub (eek).

Clearly, Elmo hopping on the bandwagon is good news for parents who would rather their children not be singing lyrics like "in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks". Elmo's refrain: "Kids, look at these crayons."