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Keith Davis Accused Of Breaking Into South Bend Apartment, Cooking Chicken

Seeded on Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:37 AM EST
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An Indiana woman recently came home from a night of playing Bingo to a man police said had broken into her apartment, cooked himself some food and done several household chores.
"He cooked some chicken and onions in a pan, folded my clothes up and swept my floor," Ashley Murray, of South Bend, told WNDU.
"The police said it looked like he was a good chef. It looked like he had broth and everything in it," she said.
Police arrested 46-year-old Keith Davis Feb. 6, for breaking and entering. Davis is being held in the St. Joseph County Jail on $5,000 bond and prosecutors have requested Davis undergo a psychological evaluation

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W. Hawkins

OK something is very wrong with this picture. He breaks in to cook and clean? Wow. Something is very amiss here.

  • 3 votes
Reply#1 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:42 AM EST
T. Fargo

Was he blonde? Because this sounds like a blonde joke.

  • 1 vote
#1.1 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST
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Queenie of the castle

Can I have him break into my house? I could use someone to cook and clean for me! :D

  • 1 vote
Reply#2 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:42 AM EST
Kozakura-1552259

OOOOOO Me too! DO WANT!

    #2.1 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:15 PM EST
    CalicoWhispers

    I was just going to ask if i could trade in my used model for a model like this one.. My husband whines when he has to cook or clean..

      #2.2 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:23 PM EST
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      islandgirl-382087

      Dammit Queenie dammit to hell I was going to ask the same thing!!! Guess I could bail him out because I'm tired of cooking every night and I always have tons of laundry to do by the weekend.

        Reply#3 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:30 PM EST
        tzia62

        I'll send him my address!!

        • 1 vote
        Reply#4 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST
        Queenie of the castle

        Hell, I'll go pick him up! I'll just move him in since he likes to cook and clean so much! That will cover his room and board! :D

          #4.1 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:19 AM EST
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          W. Hawkins

          T. Fargo, Queenie, Kozakura, islandgirl, Tzia...you guys are all sick!!!! :-)

            Reply#5 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:12 AM EST
            Queenie of the castle

            Yeah, I know, W. Hawkins, but that's why people keep me around. :D

              #5.1 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:16 AM EST
              T. Fargo

              *Cough*

                #5.2 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:18 AM EST
                Queenie of the castle

                **hands T. Fargo a tissue**

                  #5.3 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:19 AM EST
                  T. Fargo

                  Thag you very buch Queeny. *blows nose*

                    #5.4 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:23 AM EST
                    Queenie of the castle

                    You're welcome! :D Hope you feel better soon!

                      #5.5 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:28 AM EST
                      islandgirl-382087

                      Well really W. I gathered from the story that the man was actually the one whose mental capacity was in question. I just surmised that maybe just maybe his cooking and cleaning at my house would be a beneficial (to both of us) boost. Think of it as free therapy for him by doing my chores. Just trying to help out:)

                        #5.6 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:16 AM EST
                        W. Hawkins

                        I'm sure he would greatly appreciate your help islandgirl.

                        You're so thoughtful. :-)

                          #5.7 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:17 PM EST
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