If 50 is the new 30, then perhaps 74 is the new age when it's appropriate to get arrested for prostitution.
The Smoking Gun reports that retiree Thomas Mills was arrested for prostitution, first offense, after he allegedly offered to perform oral sex on two undercover police officers in Myrtle Beach, S.C.
A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun said Mills first flashed his car headlights to get the officers' attention. He then "asked about the size of the U/C officers genitals, asking to see them."
Mills then allegedly offered to give and receive oral sex from the officers
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